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‘Adamant’ Leaders will live to regret it

November 27th, 2004 No comments

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The Iraqi “leaders” will learn that being adamant wins you no friends. It may be quite stupid to try and hold elections when they are unlikely to take place without huge violence. Unfortunately Mr. Bush did not think beyond Sadam’s killing or capture, except for the passing thought, yes, that oil might be handy. The “leaders” of Iraq would be much better playing hardball with Mr. Bush right now instead of forging ahead with an arbitrary and damaging timetable dictated by pre-election America. They will not gain or keep power through being sheep. But then sheep are best not handed power after all.

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Science Proves Free Lunches do Exist.

November 26th, 2004 No comments

Free lunches are known to be proverbially unknown. The proverb has finally had to bow down to science. A recent study by Prof Matthew Liberte of the Sore-bun University in Paris, Texas has been claimed to disprove the theory once and for all.

Despite an extremely limited study group of one instance of “lunch”, Prof. Liberte claimed his research was scientifically unbreakable. The Prof. was discussing the days affairs with a colleague in London when the colleague mentioned he had been invited to lunch at a friends house. Prof Liberte’s scientific brain jumped into overtime and he began to see how he could inflate the possibilities that had just been thrown open to him. Before “lunch” had even begun, Prof. Liberte had attained funding of one point four squillion dollars, yes squillion dollars. The Hells Oil Company claimed the funding had nothing to do with Prof. Liberte’s defense of the company during the inflamous Sheepgate trials by proving their was no such thing as a free lunch.

After “lunch” was over, Prof. Liberte undertook the arduous interviewing needed to genuinely call this a rigorous scientific study. “It was easy to show a solid conclusion that every instance in the control group “lunch” broke the proverb”, said Liberte, “and it does not matter that we only looked at the one case”, he continued. Adding “The proverb was it’s own undoing – ‘No such thing’ – you only have to prove one contrary instance to demolish this lie forever. And the research funding was, frankly, the icing on the cake – hum, that gives me an idea for a new project”.

Prof Liberte can be contacted for just about anything that pays hard cash.

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Traffic Shock Update 1,300 Dead

November 26th, 2004 No comments

100+ visitors in a couple of hours of posting a story, a story made up to

get visitors, which worked. Is it news – because I can make up a headline?

The real proof is if people come again and read more. But that might be hard

to tell because of the increasing death-toll claimed in the headline. It is

not in fact fictitious, 1333 people died of hunger since writing the

original post, below.

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Headlines Create Traffic Shock – 29 Dead

November 26th, 2004 No comments

Headlines create readers – it’s as true in Blogging as in writing newspapers. It is so easy to pitch the headline at drawing in the readers. It is also true in online shopping where the marketing sites trawl the net and create click grabbing page headlines that draw audiences. People are so easy to press the buttons of it is a wonder they ever claim to have free will. Some have more than others of course. Meanwhile some 29 persons have died of hunger whilst this post was written.

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Welcome to the Apocalypse

November 25th, 2004 No comments

Here it is folks, it’s apocalypse time. Yes, the lid is coming off, welcome, to the age of truth. We have had the age of reason and like all ages it has come to an end. Reason has become so obtuse in practice that it will now burst under the weight of its own stupidity. Just look at the world around you if you want the proof.

Luckily we are moving into the age of truth. The age of truth will be marked by a fair and efficient economics and the general state of affairs among humans will be peace. There are good signs that the power of peace and truth and compassion are beginning to take a marked ascendency. Ukrain is all over the TV at the moment for all the right reasons.

The re-election of Bush will only speed this trend as anything which burns reason’s remaining fuel more quickly will reduce it’s remaining life more quickly. The fuel of the age of reason is the belief that it will lead to a good world for all men. That is clearly becoming harder to believe as the “more and more dangerous world” now sold by the powers of reason is clearly itself fuelled principally by the fight against it.

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