Archive for September, 2007

MRI Defecating Proctogram: The Proof Of A pudding Is In it’s Eating.

September 30th, 2007 No comments

Well they did an “MRI Defecating Proctogram” at University College Hospital. I’ve put a video of the results on youtube. I can’t get the damn thing to embed though so you’ll have to click this link to watch it. (no you won’t keep reading :) )

What it shows quite clearly – something I have said all along – is that I do not have proper enervation to my pelvic floor and rectum. You can see that the force to evacuate my bowel comes from my diaphragm pushing my other organs and intestines down into my bladder and rectum to evacuate the radioctive goo they injected into my jacksy. Hold up, might have Youtube sussed:

Woot! Woot! got it working …. oh yeah .. so back to the story ….

Look at the top right of the picture thats where the momentum and energy is generated to achieve evacuation of my bowel. The force squishes my rectum shut like squishing water from a plastic bag.

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From Kate Nash: Mouthwash

September 29th, 2007 No comments

This is my face, I’ve got a thousand opinions and not the time to explain
And this is my body, and no matter how you try and disable it, I’ll still be
And, this, is my mind, and although you try to infringe you cannot confine
And, this, is my brain, and even if you try and hold me back there’s nothing
that you can gain

Because I use mouthwash
Sometimes I floss
I got a family
And I drink lots of tea

I’ve got nostalgic don’t know
I’ve got familar faces
I’ve got a mixed-up memory
And I’ve got favourite places

And I’m sitting at home on a Friday night (2x)
And I’m sitting at home on a Friday night and I hope everything’s going to be alright (2x)

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Patientline Treading On Human Rights: What A Fecking* Lame Excuse.

September 27th, 2007 No comments

The use of the word feck* was the problem … yeah … If you read this from a bed on a Patientline system go search google for feck* or try wikipedia.

They can all use feck* but I can not? Doesn’t make sense sorry -lame, lame, lame.

Also does not explain why one site I own got blocked as it contained a blank hosting page from my reputable webhost.

Like I said lame. If Patientline wish to respond, the lovely lady is welcome to register with and leave a comment.

* U know what I mean: if you don’t search google for feck, the first page at explaiains it.


Patientline Relent: Lame Excuses

September 26th, 2007 No comments

A lovely lady from Patientline returned my call. She was very efficient. She listened to what I had to say and she resolved this hiccup. It was blamed on a story linking to a satirical website. It did not include any explanation as to why all four domains, including one hosting a blank page, were “taken out” in one hit.

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University College Hospital, Metropolotian Police Corruption and Patientline: Subverting Human Rights.

September 25th, 2007 No comments

I have been in hospital for three weeks today and am sicker than when I came in. Dr Giles Bond-Smith made what I believe to be a deliberate and transparent attempt on my life through mismedication (see story below “University College Hospital”). No independent investigation has been possible, because;

He then told the Camden Metropolitan Police Force I was mad and that they did not need to come and take a statement from me. So they didn’t bother. Then I telephoned New Scotland Yard (who confirmed what he had done). The operator realised they had accepted the word of a man accused of attempted murder against his accuser and that that was wrong – she said she would ensure the police attended.

Within two hours the Camden police did show up, took a small amount of evidence, but refused to take a statement. An hour after that the Consultant turned up in his tennis shorts on a Sunday morning – the first time I had seen him in a week – and tried to talk me out of pressing charges. this was intermingled with a conversation about my healthcare needs and I think the two should not have been so mixed up.

Since then – more than a week ago – I have telephoned the Camden Police on two occassions and asked what is happening. I was told an officer would call me back. My telephone calls do not get returned.

Today the Patientline system in the hospital –  which patients can use to watch TV, browse the internet and make phone calls, started refusing me access to all the website I own including this one. That happened at some point between 12pm and 6pm. I can only assume that all these events are related:

– The suppression of my human right to health is long documented on this site and now under investigation by a number of journalists and my MP. UCH are dilly-dallying at best and denying plain facts their own staff have seen and witnessed at worst.

The suppression of my human right to justice and fair access to the law has been accomplished it seems by joint enterprise of University College Hospital and the Camden Metropolitan Police force.

The attempts at understanding my health needs appear to be half hearted at best. The neurologist I met last week told me today there is “nothing wrong with my back”. He said the physiotherapist’s report completed over three weeks and which goes into great detail about the muscle wasting – naming most of the major groups in the back of my body by name as atrophied – is “wrong”.

Now Patientline are seemingly collaborating to supress my human right to freedom of speech and expression by denying me the right to write about my life and the denial of rights my “democratic” “motherland” offers. they are doing this by blocking my website so I can not publish without walking down the road to the internet cafe.

The material on this site is only objectionable to two groups of people: The first group is those doctors who lie and cheat. The second is paedophiles.

My lawyer will be on this in the morning.

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