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Protected: University College Hospital: Can’t Help or Won’t Help? – Does It Matter?

October 19th, 2007 Comments off

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Protected: University College Hospital: It’s Not All Bad

October 2nd, 2007 Enter your password to view comments.

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Medical Protection Society, Briefs And Faecal Incontinence.

October 1st, 2007 No comments

The Medical Protection Society have been reading freedomforall.net again. I do hope this, and the appearance of a Bedford Row based Law Chambers on my log, does not mean ill-advised legal action will be attempted again.

Much as it would be undoubted fun to be in court, you won’t win, and of that you can be one hundred per cent certain. How can I be so sure? I know your client won’t have told you all the relevant facts – had he done so you’d refuse to take instruction.

In the lift at University College Hospital last week I filled my briefs with shit, due to the faecal incontinence I suffer. The lift was crowded and it is always stuffy in them in any case. People looked miffed and I whistled. You get used to these things.

When a solicitor or barristers’ client fills their ‘brief’ with shit it usually comes into the light of day under cafefull cross questioning rather than falling down the leg of your pyjamas in a lift. I’d suggest carefully cross questioning your client before launching any ill-fated action.

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MRI Defecating Proctogram: The Proof Of A pudding Is In it’s Eating.

September 30th, 2007 No comments

Well they did an “MRI Defecating Proctogram” at University College Hospital. I’ve put a video of the results on youtube. I can’t get the damn thing to embed though so you’ll have to click this link to watch it. (no you won’t keep reading :) )

What it shows quite clearly – something I have said all along – is that I do not have proper enervation to my pelvic floor and rectum. You can see that the force to evacuate my bowel comes from my diaphragm pushing my other organs and intestines down into my bladder and rectum to evacuate the radioctive goo they injected into my jacksy. Hold up, might have Youtube sussed:

Woot! Woot! got it working …. oh yeah .. so back to the story ….

Look at the top right of the picture thats where the momentum and energy is generated to achieve evacuation of my bowel. The force squishes my rectum shut like squishing water from a plastic bag.

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Patientline Treading On Human Rights: What A Fecking* Lame Excuse.

September 27th, 2007 No comments

The use of the word feck* was the problem … yeah … If you read this from a bed on a Patientline system go search google for feck* or try wikipedia.

They can all use feck* but I can not? Doesn’t make sense sorry -lame, lame, lame.

Also does not explain why one site I own got blocked as it contained a blank hosting page from my reputable webhost.

Like I said lame. If Patientline wish to respond, the lovely lady is welcome to register with freedomforall.net and leave a comment.

* U know what I mean: if you don’t search google for feck, the first page at Wikipedia.org explaiains it.

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